God is a highly evolved robot

"Then I found this and though... perfect... eventually we'll all be Cyborgs that cannot die..."

Earth in the Beginning - Revised and Enlarged Edition [Hardcover]
Eric N. Skousen (Author)

Why do I care!!!?

Did you know that there was an ancient computation machine made completely of barely, hay, bees, and a rock? Not really. But there are some really cool things that built up to creating a computer. Like, ethnic children in the Dell lab that brought me this lovely machine - by the way, Santa's elves could learn a thing or two from those little workers.